Historical note: getting hold of these scripts by chatting to various developers was the motivation for the original 2004 "lifehacks" talk[1][2]. If you ever get into an online argument over what is a "life hack" and what isn't, feel free to use short scripts like these as the canonical example.

Otherwise, I am happy to be pulled into your discussion, Marshall McLuhan style[3] to adjudicate, for a very reasonable fee.

[1] https://craphound.com/lifehacksetcon04.txt

[2] https://archive.org/details/Notcon2004DannyOBrienLifehacks

[3] https://www.openculture.com/2017/05/woody-allen-gets-marshal...