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I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late after that I sorta space out for an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


What if -- and this is a hypothetical -- you were offered some kind of "stock option" or "equity share" scheme?


Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well.


Office Space quote?

You’re the kind of go getter that has upper management written all over you.


Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay


Isn’t this basically utopia come? Why the doom and gloom? You’re getting paid to do practically nothing.


I never understood how George Jetson has so much friction with his boss when all he has to do is press the button.


This is a quote from “Office Space” by Mike Judge of “King of the Hill” and “Silicon Valley” fame. it is a great movie you should check it out!


> Mike Judge of “King of the Hill” and “Silicon Valley”

And, more importantly, Beavis and Butthead.




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