Nobody said you did. I'm talking about the confidently incorrect assertions that humans would never display any of these unreliable behaviours.

They don't. At least not for the duration that LLMs keep it up. They really don't.

If you want to pretend that being a 3 year old is not a transient state, and that controlling an AI is just like parenting an eternal 3 year old, there's probably a manga about that.