Oh, I see. Your 5000 mile car is petrol. FWIW I think the math still works to get a new EV, because it isn't like you are going to toss away the current car, but sell it to someone used. I think. It's tricky to work through.
Plus, I'm pretty sure EVs will easily last 13+ years, although we have few examples, but EVs are way less complex so they should generally last longer. Even batteries seem to be doing great at 10+ years.
The stats from that article are about buying vs buying.
The cost of making a car are huge - something like 20 tonnes of c02. Vs my running cost of about 250kg per year.
If I BUY a new car it will of course be electric. But hopefully dumb. And definitely not a Volvo.