I don't see it mentioned here but I may be too much of an amateur but I use copper pours because it reduces the work my ferric chloride has to do when I'm making prototypes. Having a mask cover all unused areas on the board vs. letting the acid eat through it seems like a waste.
Your logic is definitely sound for a hobbyist or prototyped, but the copper dissolved off a board in a commercial setting is recycled.
The article misses the real reason why pours were uncommon in the 80s, which is that people had to actually “tape out” the whole thing, and it was very annoying to do pours that way.
JLC never added the pour for me. Not even for larger boards. Not sure this is up to date.
In any case, if you have to add the top layer pour, make sure to:
1. Use high clearence so as not to introduce edge coupling that changes your carefully calculated trace impedance.
2. Stitch the pour to actual GND with vias. Thoroughly. Do not let it float.
You do calculate trace impedance, right? :-)
I am only half joking. Some components let you specify source impedance. RP2040 has GPIO drive strength in mA, but they roughly correspond to 12 mA / 33 Ohm, 8mA / 50 Ohm, 4 mA / 70 Ohm and 2 mA / 100 Ohm. I usually use 100 for 2 layer boards and 70 for 4 layer boards. This is effectively series termination.