Low quality places have the most absurd names in this country. For example, there is a trailer park nearby with a "Manor Lane". At least they put it by "Shady Lane" to balance expectations.

Sanatoriums, asylums, mental institutes, and retirement homes… all called Mount Pleasant.

M'unpleasant.

Blind date with the chancer

We had oysters and dry lancers

And the check when it arrived we went dutch, dutch, dutch, dutch

A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash

And this emory board is giving me a rash

I'm flat out

You're so beautiful to look at when you cry

Freeze, don't move

You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life