> Enroll or be hired at an eligible institution. There are literally thousands of these

You don’t generally get the kind of personal website being discussed to my understanding.

> Bribe or compromise someone enrolled or hired at an eligible institution

Finding a professor willing to stake their job and reputation for such a blatantly immoral scam seems hard.

> Create a de novo eligible institution

Is it actually easy for a regular person to create their own college?

I find the snarky finish to your comment obnoxious.