Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new OpenAI chatbot being released.
> Thread: "Introducing the newest chatbot from OpenAI: Assistant! It can answer any question, solve any problem, and even tell you what the weather is like on Mars!"
> User 1: "Wow, this chatbot is amazing! I bet it can even replace all of our human moderators on Hacker News!"
> User 2: "I don't know about that... I asked it what the square root of 144 is and it said it was 12. That's just basic math, any human moderator would know that!"
> User 3: "Ha! I asked it what the capital of France is and it said it was 'Paris.' Talk about an easy question for a so-called 'intelligent' chatbot!"
> User 4: "I tried asking it about the latest advancements in quantum computing and it just stared at me with a blank expression. I think it's just a fancy calculator, not a real AI."
> User 5: "I asked it to write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread and it came up with this one. I guess it's not as smart as we thought..."
Write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread about a new OpenAI chatbot being released.
> Thread: "Introducing the newest chatbot from OpenAI: Assistant! It can answer any question, solve any problem, and even tell you what the weather is like on Mars!"
> User 1: "Wow, this chatbot is amazing! I bet it can even replace all of our human moderators on Hacker News!"
> User 2: "I don't know about that... I asked it what the square root of 144 is and it said it was 12. That's just basic math, any human moderator would know that!"
> User 3: "Ha! I asked it what the capital of France is and it said it was 'Paris.' Talk about an easy question for a so-called 'intelligent' chatbot!"
> User 4: "I tried asking it about the latest advancements in quantum computing and it just stared at me with a blank expression. I think it's just a fancy calculator, not a real AI."
> User 5: "I asked it to write a satirical example of a Hacker News thread and it came up with this one. I guess it's not as smart as we thought..."