thanks, writing copy is not my strong suit, and this was after many iterations.

I was expecting to see cringy meme jargon trying to sell the tool. But your copy is very pleasant and funny, good job!

actually it’s quite to the point, no fuss, clear value proposition.

And it comes across as just whimsically sarcastic enough to fit in with the overall subject really well.

If that wasn't intentional, even better!