> Ha, I thought you were criticizing Coinbase for now being denominated in a long-term worthless US dollar. Funny what happens once you realize that crypto is real money and fiat is imaginary...

On a long enough timescale all money becomes worthless. The currency of the universe, for instance, is entropy. Eventually the universe will succumb to heat death, at which point there will be no currency left to spend.

Entropy is the only true currency. All other currency is imaginary.