i have a unique name. good luck when you have to order a sandwich or coffee, or answer the phone. the only benefit is getting the whatevermyfirstnameis@ email address at work. if i ever have kids, they will be getting boring-ass names.
I used to always pay for apple care, but not once have they paid out a claim or fixed a problem without charging me. It's always "we don't cover normal wear and tear" or "we don't cover moving parts" or "the user must be at fault".
I have two TX81Zs, but I've never been able to coax anything this pretty out of them.