I’m curious how Apple will malicious-compliance its way out of this one. It will have to be no more iDevices for the EU, I guess.

In addition to being vaporware, it’s presumably vibecoded slop, so: vaporslop.

This is just an ad for maximally intrusive “AI”. We’re quite inured by now to all the dystopian nightmares, so this barely even registers.

Dear Leader will appreciate your help with brainwashing the masses.

With OpenAI leading the way with ads in their chatbots, that’s where all the money will be made. There are no ad blockers in chatbots. That’s why Zuck is frantically trying to catch up in the “AI” race. The “best” they can do with Facebook is to turn it into a chatbot platform, so they can delight you with unblockable ads there, too.

The conspiracy theories about power signalling in the other comments are all well and good, but I have a simpler theory: U.S.-ians don’t know their own language, plain and simple. There’s a reason that American English is referred to as “English, Simplified”. The U.S. is a culture of barbarism, and language is one of the more conspicuous areas where it shows. I’d suggest that those who still know grammar and orthography are less victims of a power imbalance than just better educated. Or maybe their tastes aren’t as badly ruined yet.

> the amazing ability to move fast and break things.

Or just plain recklessness.

Yes, I was being sarcastic, but I could've been clearer..

This is yet another fairytale to sell us more “AI” subscriptions.

It’s extremely generous to call deliberate slop generation an error.

Far too many criminals are being protected from prosecution by the Donald. He now has literal armies of criminals in whose best interests it is to keep him in office. Will they scoff at committing more crimes to make sure their protection doesn’t evaporate due to an election?