If you have the butterfly keyboard MBP, complain about the keyboard being broken, and you may well get it replaced under the "extended repair programme" - since the battery is glued to the topcase you also get a new battery.
First job out of uni I worked for a company who had software that output pure HP PCL5, and yeah, you just netcat it directly to the printer IP (or configure an LP queue with no filtering to do it for you). Fun days.
I've used artoo.js (https://github.com/medialab/artoo) for my in browser one off web scrapes for a while and find it pretty useful. Ripping tables -> csv is pretty straightforward and it handles pagination pretty well too.
IMO they should handle secondary emails differently to primary emails.
Some sort of in your face warming when you login to trello before the migration may be appropriate.
Just to be fair/clear, I meant "secondary email" in terms of how the user treated it, ie they weren't actively using it log in and presumably didn't know it was still there.
As far as I'm aware, Trello didn't actually have one email marked as more important in any way. Although they absolutely should have.
I still think Atlassian should have been able to predict this situation, and should not have considered it acceptable.